My Shitlist:

This is where you go when you piss me off.

43) Tea Towels that don't soak up liquid:

What the hell is the point ay? Dollar_Girl hates them. She has plenty. These things always happen to her for some reason.

42) Constant commercial events where you have to buy presents for someone:

Fuck it! Just Fuck it I say.

41) The iPhone:

In typical Apple fashion, they release a phone with next to zero features that actually work. Maybe they need more icons instead? LOL

40) Kevin Rudd:

Nearly a year in office and yet to do a single thing yet. He's so focussed on symbolism that he forgot his job was to actually lead the country, not that he even spends any time in this country anymore.

39) Climate Change Nazis:

Less rhetoric and more proof please, and this time without quoting Al Gore.

38) Anyone who plays Alliance on World of Warcraft:

QQ More Noobs!

37) R.I.A.A

When will you realise that people don't want to buy overpriced garbage like American Idol rejects? That's why sales are down, Fuckers!

36) Germaine Greer:

    Just shutup already. Every single time you open your mouth you do women all over the world a disservice. You are nothing but a bitter, twisted nobody these days. You need to denigrate dead people that have no chance of replying, to boost your profile.

35) Women with Prams:

    I hate when women with prams think they have a god given right to do whatever they like and go wherever they like, all because they have a frikin pram. Why the hell someone would want to take a double pram into a shop with small aisles is beyond me. And then they have to stop and chat to the other morons that bring their frikin prams down the small aisle. What are they even talking about? Maybe they are comparing notes on how to piss me off? It's not that hard to realise that you are only making everyone elses life harder by doing so. If you have to shop, don't take the pram or shop online. It's not that hard. Also women with prams who try to shove their way into a crowded elevator, and think it's ok just because they have a pram. If you can't handle the pram, don't fucking use one!

34) Spruikers:

    I hate the bastards that stand in front of a store/stall and advertise their shoddy merchandise with a loudspeaker loud enough to blow your eardrum. Damn it just shutup already.d

33) Hot days:

    I just hate them. Bring on Winter I say.

32) Commonwealth games:

    I have just heard the disturbing news that because the Commonwealth Games are on the WWE wrestling aren't coming to Melbourne due to the fact that they can't book any large arenas in the city. Boo to the Commonwealth games I say. Boo!

31) www.serials.ws:

    This site used to be good for serials. Now it just forces you to download a bunch of viruses when you visit. DON'T GO THERE! Fucking lame arse webmasters giving the rest of us a bad name. DIE!

30) Fake Coke giving Pepsi lovers:

    I hate it when you go to a so-called reputable eating establishment and they try to pass off Pepsi as Coke. They did this to me at the Pancake Parlour in Frankston. Never again will I eat there ay.

29) Greenpeace:

    Everywhere I go these Greenpeace hippies are asking me for money. No you stupid hippies I'm not giving you my money. FUCK OFF! Damn it you people are almost as bad as those telemarketers.

28) Telemarketers:

    I hate them all. DIE I say. DIE! How many times do I have to say I don't want you morons to call me before you understand English and stop bloody calling me?

27) People that throw butts on the ground:

     How hard is it to put a butt in the bin that is 3 metres away from you? Why do you have to drop it on the ground or in the gutter or out your car window? It's really not that hard. You fuckers should be fined $5000. Then you might think for a second. Then I'd laugh. Ha ha ha.

26) Smokers:

    Why do they always think that everyone around them wants to breathe in their second hand smoke? I would say "DIE!" but you prolly will soon anyways so Ner! Ha ha ha.

25) Dollar Girl:

    She is so lame sometimes. I just hate her. I hope her nipples fall off because she has a new fancy air conditioner that she got for cheap and I don't have a new one.

24) MegaCom Communications:

    This dodgy little shop at Knox City Shopping Centre in Melbourne's East is one to steer clear of at all costs. If you are thinking of buying a mobile phone DO NOT GO TO SEE THEM. They sell dodgy merchandise and flat out lie about features. A friend of mine bought a phone from them, happy that it would do what they claimed. It didn't. She took it back and they said they would get the model she wanted in store in about a week. 1 week became 2 and then 3. They then refused to refund her money after she was clearly not going to get the phone she wanted. After a few weeks of asking for her money back they banned her from the store. Security guards had to escort her out. Just for asking for what was rightfully hers. She took them to court and when they didn't turn up she won her case. Now she just has to get them to pay. Not likely, but if more people know what kind of business practices they employ, then maybe more people would stay away from their store. Absolute disgrace they are. Shame MegaCom! Shame! I wish Derryn Hinch was still on TV. He could do a Shame File on them. MegaCom SUCK ARSE in my opinion.

23) Sony Music:

    They refuse to release the latest Fiona Apple album. If they do release it I will buy it, but after that I will do my best to avoid Sony releases. I guess they feel that it is more important for the world to hear more American idol rejects than actually have people listen to music that is actually thought out and has some meaning to it. No, Fuck Sony I say. Fuck them in their stupid arses!

22) Movie Trailers:

    I hate it when movies are promoted with trailers that include scenes that aren't even in the movie.

21) Cars with one headlight:

    And then the dumbasses have to have their high beam on because they can't see shit with just one headlight. Well Duh! Get your        damn headlight fixed. Then I don't have to waste the energy to move my mirrors.

20) True Love:

    Anyone that believes in it is living in a fantasy world.

19) Being ignored by your girlfriend:

    I hate when girlfriends say they love you and then when they move into the house they just bought they ignore you for a month. What the fuck is up with that?

18) Valentines day messages:

    Usually I like them, but when Ex-girlfriends send them to you after they break up with you, well, that just pisses me off. How fucking low can you get?

17) Huge Fucktard Flooding Hailing Storms:

    We had huge storms here last night. I found out I had a tiny leak in my bedroom roof. Just enough to piss me off. I wish I could make someone pay, but who?

16) Metcard machines:

    I hate it when metcard machines don't accept notes. This morning I tried to buy a Zone 1+2+3 weekly which costs $54 and the machine wasn't accepting notes. If I didn't have my bankcard on me I would've been fucked. I hate Metcard. It's a shit system.

15) One minute silences:

    They just shit me. That's a whole minute I could be bitching about something else entirely.

14) Ritek DVD-R's:

    These would have to be the shittest dvd-r disks I have ever used. I burn nothing but frikin coasters with them. I know some people like them but I think they suck arse. I'm sick of wasting my hard earned cash on dodgy dvd media. Also in the Ritek family is Ridata and Databank among others. I will never use another Ritek made disk as long as I live.

13) Tollway fines:

    My sister got a fine for driving on the tollway with a pass ay. You used to be able to buy them up to 12 hours after you used it but they have changed the rules to trap more people and to make more money. Fuckers!! You officially suck Citylink! Eat shit and die!

12) Channel 7 (Australia):

    I am sick of Channel 7 changing the programming timeslots of popular programs. Don't they know that people eventually give up trying to catch their favourite shows after having their routine changed countless times? Apparently not. They keep doing it. Fuckers!!

11) Burning coasters:

    I hate when I burn DVD coasters. That just pisses me off. That's why it's on the list.

10) 12 hour shifts:

    And not being able to get more than a fucking 30 minute break.

9) Cyberstalkers:

    Uncool!

8) Slow trucks:

    I hate slow trucks in the left lane, you overtake only to find another slow truck in the right lane trying to overtake the other slow truck.

7) Tsunamis:

    If I ever see one I will kick it's arse damn it.

6) People that always ask for the time:

    I can't stand people so lazy they can't even be bothered to wear a watch or carry a mobile phone to tell them the fucking time. Instead they have to ask me. Well fuck you Time Asking People. I'm not gonna tell you the time anymore you lazy hippies. Eat shit and die!!

5) Public transport:

    Always late and crowded. Way too overpriced for the service you receive. Smelly people on Public transport too.

4) Spam from websites after joining:

    I hate web sites that "Never give out your personal information to third parties" yet you still manage to receive 20 spam emails a day from these third parties directly after signing up. My latest experience was with www.driverguide.com. Avoid this site if you can help it. Use it as a last resort for drivers.

3) Customers:

    It shits me off when customers actually ask how you are today. Do they really care?? Do I??? No. No I don't. I want  
them all to die. - (Gwynneth - My Sister)

2) Sushi carrying people:

    What is it with these people that carry around these little packages of sushi? I never see anyone eat them...just carry them. What gives?

1) Dandenong 7-11:

    They always charge me 5 or 10 cents more every time I go there hoping I won't notice. NOT HAPPY JAN!